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After all the words about rednecks lately, I thought
this might be appreciated.

Walk softly,

>>>>                                  REDNECK COMPUTER GLOSSARY
>>>>      "Hard Drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires
>>>>                     and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
>>>>      "Keyboard" - Place to hang your truck keys.
>>>>      "Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
>>>>      "Floppy" - When you run out of Polygrip.
>>>>      "Modem" - How you got rid of your dandelions.
>>>>      "ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
>>>>      "Byte" - First word in a kiss-off phrase.
>>>>      "Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with
>>>>                 barnyard stuff.
>>>>      "Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
>>>>      "Mouse" - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order
>>>>                to get a free case.
>>>>      "LAN" - To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck'.
>>>>      "Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife
>>>>                 and/or girlfriend.
>>>>      "Bit" - A wager as in, 'I Bit you can't spit that watermelon seed
>>>>              across the porch longways'.
>>>>      "Digital Control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
>>>>      "Packet" - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a
>>>>                 trip.

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