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[at-l] REDNECK COMPUTER GLOSSARY
After all the words about rednecks lately, I thought
this might be appreciated.
>>>> REDNECK COMPUTER GLOSSARY
>>>> "Hard Drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires
>>>> and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
>>>> "Keyboard" - Place to hang your truck keys.
>>>> "Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
>>>> "Floppy" - When you run out of Polygrip.
>>>> "Modem" - How you got rid of your dandelions.
>>>> "ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
>>>> "Byte" - First word in a kiss-off phrase.
>>>> "Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with
>>>> barnyard stuff.
>>>> "Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
>>>> "Mouse" - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order
>>>> to get a free case.
>>>> "LAN" - To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck'.
>>>> "Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife
>>>> and/or girlfriend.
>>>> "Bit" - A wager as in, 'I Bit you can't spit that watermelon seed
>>>> across the porch longways'.
>>>> "Digital Control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
>>>> "Packet" - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a
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