[at-l] Attention: Jerry Springer

>Jerry,
>
>I got this can't miss idea for an upcoming show.  You could call it,
>"Man-hating, dog-loving, thru-hiking lesbians"  OK, Jerry, picture this:
>
>You start by interviewing KC, who's got Fido by her feet on a short leash.
>She calmly explains the hardships men and dog-haters and bible-thumpers
have
>caused her, evoking much sentiment, if not outright tears from the
audience.
>
>Then, after about 5 minutes of commercials, you introduce Magaroni, who
comes
>out while you pan the audience jeering him, and he comes over a thumps Fido
>on the nose -- with his bible -- no less!  Fido snarls, and your bouncers
>leap into action -- again, just a bit too late -- because, you see, KC was
>prepared for this unprovoked attack and is ready with her pepper spray.
>
>In the ensuing melee, everyone -- even you, Jerry -- gets sprayed.......
>
>Just think of the ratings, Jerry.  Even Jesse Ventura's boring next to KC!
>
>Your obedient servant,
>
>Solar Bear
>
>ps.  It's a joke, everybody!  Smile!  :)
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