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Re: [at-l] Thru-hiker jokes

I'm laughing so hard I just dropped my coffee...

Thanks Felix...I needed that today!
Poohb

At 07:10 PM 4/9/97 -0700, Felix wrote:
>A thru-hiker goes into a grocery store and asks a clerk "Do you have any 
>beans?"
>The clerk tells the hiker "Sorry, we have no beans."
>The thru-hiker leaves the store and comes back 15 minutes later and asks the 
>same clerk "Do you have any beans?" The clerk tells the thru-hiker "I told 
>you we have no beans"
>The thru-hiker says "Okay", leaves the store and returns 15 minutes later 
>again asking the clerk  "Do you have any beans?"  The clerk says "You've been 
>in here three times and I've told you we don't have any beans, and if you 
>come in here asking for beans again, I'm gonna tie you to that post out 
>there."  The thru-hiker leaves the store only to return once again 15 minutes 
>later.  The thru-hiker asks the clerk "Do you have any rope?" The clerk says 
>"No."  The thru-hiker then asks the clerk "Well, then, do you have any 
>beans?"
>
>
>Sorry bout that...
>
>-- 
>Felix
>
>It ain't much, but try http://members.tripod.com/~Felixhikes/index.html
>
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