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[at-l] IS NJ safe today?!





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Robert wrote:

>I'm thinking, all things considered equal of course, that NJ must be safe 
>now... unless you're a bear.

Actually - if you'r a NJ bear, you're safer than the NJ humans - except for 
a very few days every 20 (?) years when they allow hunting.  Don't remember 
how often that hunting sesaon is allowed - but the latest one was the first 
in a loooong time.  And I'm too tired to bother looking it up.  If you're a 
bear in NJ, your major enemy is probably either cars or starvation due to 
overpopulation.

Now, if you're a NJ human, you get to contend with traffic, smog, gangs, the 
Mafia, political corruption, inefficiency and arrogance, dumbass laws, nosy 
neighbors - and bears.  Yeah - I've lived and worked in NJ, too.  And it's 
almost just like Maryland <G>

Walk soflty,
Jim

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