[at-l] Who Voted in the Last Election? Humor for March 1st

[Bror8588 at aol.com (Bror8588@aol.com)]

Subject: Voters - We're in more trouble than I  imagined!




While looking at a house, my brother asked the real  estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want  the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in  the
North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,  
(and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't
keep  up with that stuff."
. . . . . She also votes! 

I used to work in  technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I
got a call from an  individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The  number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week." He responded, "Is  that Eastern or Pacific time?" 
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,  Pacific."


. . . . . He also votes!. 

So my colleague and I  were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,  when we
overheard one of the  admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she
got on her weekend drive to  the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get  sunburned because the car was
moving."
. . . . . She also votes!  

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to  cut
through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the  trunk.


. . . . My sister also votes! 

My friends and I were on  a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big  party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a  20% discount.
. . . . He also votes! 

I was hanging out with a friend  when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My  friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head?" I  explained that a person's
nose and ear remain the same distance apart no  matter which way the
head is turned.
. . . . . My friend also votes!  

My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub  place
last week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was  better.
The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first  sandwich
was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face  and
asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the  same
price on the menu?" To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think  we
add tax to the turkey."


. . . The clerk also votes! 

I  couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost  luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She  smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I  was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet?"
. .  . . . She also votes!