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[pct-l] RE: pepper spray self test



Sorry, but I still have to laugh.
That actually makes it even funnier!

But how do you pick that job out of the classifieds?

"We here at Counter Assault are looking for career minded individuals, with 
some good sales experience.  Must be open to working weekends and taking 
shots of pepper spray directly into eyes."

"Hey baby, I just found this great job over at counter assualt.  Says here 
they need a test man.  I CAN DO THIS!  Don't you worry about baby formula 
for little Timmy no mo' "

Yeah, but really I shouldn't laugh- there could be worse jobs... Wait, no, 
there couldn't be.

Mouse






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From:  <i>&quot;Bob Bankhead&quot; 
&lt;wandering_bob@comcast.net&gt;</i><br>To:  <i>&quot;Joseph Niemiec&quot; 
&lt;whitethunder10@hotmail.com&gt;,&lt;jdawud@yahoo.com&gt;,&lt;pct-l@mailman.backcountry.net&gt;</i><br>Subject: 
  <i>Re: [pct-l] RE: pepper spray self test</i><br>Date:  <i>Sun, 4 Sep 2005 
11:34:37 -0700</i><br>&gt;Don't laugh. The sales reps for Counter Assault 
have to undergo this <br>&gt;as part of their training. Ditto several law 
enforcement and land <br>&gt;management agencies, just to instill confidence 
in the product. Then <br>&gt;they KNOW it will work and what the target 
feels and is capable of <br>&gt;doing (or not).<br>&gt;<br>&gt;Wandering 
Bob<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt;============================<br>&gt;&gt;Sorry, 
just made me laugh. I can imagine someone sitting in their 
<br>&gt;&gt;living room aiming that huge bear sized pepper gun at their 
face... <br>&gt;&gt;  But if you do the pepper spray self test, at least 
make a video <br>&gt;&gt;of it and put it up on the 
PCT-L...<br>&gt;<br>&gt;&gt;Mouse<br>&gt;=============<br>&gt;&gt;From:Junaid 
Dawud &amp;lt;jdawud@yahoo.com<br>&gt;Subject:  [pct-l] pepper 
spray<br>&gt;So this may sound nuts but, if you are going to take pepper 
spray, <br>&gt;consider spraying yourself with it prior to 
departing.<br>&gt;<br>&gt;Junaid<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br></font></BLOCKQUOTE>