Re: [at-l] Entertainment on trail.. Learn These by Neels Gap!

["John Musick" <musick@ezwv.net>]

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw




(And Another Brother)

Ned Nott was shot 
and Sam Shott was not. 
So it is better to be Shott 
than Nott. 
Some say Nott 
was not shot. 
But Shott says 
he shot Nott. 
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott 
was not shot, 
or 
Nott was shot. 
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, 
Nott was shot. 
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, 
then Shott was shot, 
not Nott. 
However, 
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott -- 
but Nott. 



(One Last One)


A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.



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From:          tjfort <tjfort@netdoor.com>
Reply-to:      tjfort@netdoor.com
Date:          Thu, 11 Nov 1999 00:02:29 -0600
Subject:       [at-l] Re: Bears
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I'm watching a tv show about bear attacks on discovery 

Factoid : 

"To those who experience a night time bear attack.  You have only two
options.  Fight back or die."

That about says it.  

We haven't had a good bear thread in a long time.

t.
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