[at-l] trail lexicon

[Buster0727@aol.com]

arachnoleptic fit, n:
    The frantic dance performed just after you've walked through a spider web.
 
Beelzebug, n:
    Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your tent and cannot be 
cast out.
 
bozone, n:
    The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas 
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking 
down at any time in the future.

cashtration, n:
    The act of financing a thru hike, which renders the subject financially 
impotent for an indefinite period.
 
dopelar effect, n:
    (1) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them 
rapidly.  (2) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at 
you rapidly.


foreploy, n:
   Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex.

 lullabuoy, n:
    An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting 
off to sleep.




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