Re: [at-l] Earthworm!!!

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In a message dated 5/3/99 11:11:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
athiker@smithville.net writes:

> It is with a bent knee that I kneel before you, Linda "Earthworm" Patton, 
>  to ask for your hand in marriage.

No, Linda, wait please!  Though my formidable opponent makes a strong offer, 
be not swayed by the happiness he offers. Ask yourself why he only offered to 
make you one of the happiest 10 women of about 130,000,000 in America instead 
of the 3,000,000,000 women in the whole world.  That's right, Linda.  You are 
worth more than his unimaginative offer.  Soar with me to the heights of love 
and passion, higher than the highest peaks on all seven continents.  Let our 
love take wing and set a standard that all may see and say to themselves, 
"Hot dang, them's happy folks!"

Oh Earthworm, together let us make the richest soil, let us plant our crops 
and let us reap what we sow.  I beseech thee to spurn yonder Felix's offer 
and at least shack up with me for a wild weekend!  ;-)

Happy trails,

Solar Bear
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