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Funny thoughts........


Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat
cause kids.


Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.


It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at
the end.


The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.


It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.


Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around
the sun.


The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
bathroom.


If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.


When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else
decide to play chess?


The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.


There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.


An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.


A closed mouth gathers no feet.


Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.


Life is a sexually transmitted disease.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled program already in
progress.......

Happy trails,

Solar Bear
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