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- To: levi <deadheadld@AOL.COM>
- Subject: Fwd: the genie (fwd)
- From: Bug <sawallac@odin.CAIR.du.edu>
- Date: Mon, 26 Jan 1998 22:11:18 -0700 (MST)
- Cc: "KATHERINE M. SULLIVAN" <katsulli@odin.CAIR.du.edu>
---------- Forwarded message ---------- >>>A man was walking along the beach and found a >>>bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened the >>>bottle. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. >>>The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will >>>grant you one wish. I can only grant one." >>> >>>The man thought for a while and finally said, >>>"I have always wanted to go to Hawaii. I've never been able to go >>>because I cannot fly. Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On >>>a boat, I see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I >>>wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii. >>> >>>The genie thought for a few minutes and >>>finally said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the >>>work involved. Consider all the piling needed to hold up a highway and >>>how deep they would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. >>>Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that is just too much to ask." >>> >>>The man thought for a few minutes and then >>>told the genie, "There is one other thing I have always wanted. I >>>would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and >>>cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to >>>get along with. Basically, what makes them tick." >>> >>>The genie considered for a few minutes and >>>said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?" >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >>"He who laughs last, thinks slowest" >>______________________________________________________ >>Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com >> > > > > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
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