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[at-l] Identify the Hiker



On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 19:37:29 -0500, Felix <AThiker@smithville.net> wrote:

> 
> Possibly...answer me a few questions first...
> 
> Have you ever been accused of stalking a female hiker from Virginia
> before? If so, who?

Why would I stalk a female hiker? I only stalk male hikers. I've
stalked a few Virginia hikers in my day. Don't tell.

> 
> Does Wingfoot live near Bland, VA?

Wingfoot is everywhere. Don't even get me started. I have a heck of a
time trying to stalk him.

> 
> Does 'SUV' stand for 'Someone Using Viagra'? And, does 'ATC' stand for
> 'Always Taking Cialis'? And, could 'HIKER' stand for 'Having Intercourse
> Kontinue Entirely Rocks'

You are exactly right on all points, though ATC also stands for "Ate
Twenty Cauliflowers." So I'm not sure who it was that I was stalking.
Or if she was a vegetarian or ... something else.

Or was she stalking me ... ? 

Waterfall

P-yes: It was the exit off I-77, not I-81. All those numbers run
together, as far as I'm concerned. This gas station was across from
the Big Walker Motel.

We're all big walkers here, which is why I was stalking in that area ...

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