[at-l] Monday Humor

[jbullar1 at twcny.rr.com (Jim Bullard)]

I'm neither a Redneck nor a Republican and the list applies to me. So what 
does that say about this list as a measure of membership in either group?

Saunterer from Extreme NNY

At 08:52 AM 11/17/2004 +0000, camojack@comcast.net wrote:
>And here I thought all that stuff made one a Republican.
>(Not that you can't be BOTH, of course...)
>-"Camo"
>------------------------------
>Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 13:03:44 -0800 (PST)
>From: "Bradley M. Bishop" <bradleybishop@sbcglobal.net>
>Subject: Re: [at-l] Monday Humor
>
>For the GRITS, Southerners, and other rednecks on the list...
>
>We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a 
>reflective look
>at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and 
>God. If I
>had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a 
>half
>dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- 
>that's
>what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of them. If you feel the same, 
>pass
>this on to your redneck friends.
>
>You might be a redneck if. . .
>
>It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under 
>God.
>.. ."
>
>You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public 
>places.
>
>You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
>
>You bow your head when someone prays.
>
>You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
>Anthem.
>
>You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
>
>You've never burned an American flag.
>
>You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
>listening.
>
>You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
>
>You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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