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[at-l] I can't take it any more!!!
- Subject: [at-l] I can't take it any more!!!
- From: GoVolsKelly at aol.com (GoVolsKelly@aol.com)
- Date: Fri Oct 22 15:09:56 2004
I'm getting hives from all this on topic stuff! Just kidding! Anyway,
someone from the list sent me this a while back (Shelley?) and I thought it would
be a fun thing to post for Friday humor:
THE YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES OF 2004:
-- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures (who would have thought!)
-- Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (they may be on to something!)
-- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges (hope that's stronger than duct tape!)
-- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge (he probably IS the battery
charge!)
-- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (no, really?)
-- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (now that's taking things a
bit far!)
-- Miners Refuse to Work after Death (Why those no-good-for-nothin' lazy
stiffs!)
-- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (see if that works any better
than a fair trial!)
-- War Dims Hope for Peace (I can see where it might have that effect!)
-- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile (you think?!)
-- Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group (weren't they fat enough?!)
-- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks (Tastes like chicken!)
-- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half (Texas Chainsaw Massacre all
over again!)
-- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors (With help of 7 foot lawyers?!)
And the winner is....
-- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (I certainly hope so!)