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[at-l] PIG {Was 2005 SORUCK (10/13/04)}



That was not a war. That was unbridled Northern Aggression run amock. 
The Dawg
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: lbooher 
  To: W F Thorneloe ; at-l@mailman.backcountry.net 
  Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 2004 5:41 PM
  Subject: RE: [at-l] PIG {Was 2005 SORUCK (10/13/04)}


  And here I was just wondering which war Gary was referring to when he said
  that the farm had been in his family since just after "the war".  As I once
  told someone who visited Vicksburg, MS, where we were living, "Down here, we
  had only one war."  <G>  anklebear


  On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 17:35:12 -0400, W F Thorneloe wrote
  > Felix apparently had some head injury from the water fragments that 
  > cruelly struck his head yesterday, on his 42nd birthday. He failed 
  > to understand Gary. This is particularly ironic, now that Felix's 
  > age equals the answer to the Universal Question.
  > 
  > All Gary attempted to do way to add illustration for the rest of us 
  > poor Southerners. Twelve is such a hard concept for most of us down 
  > here. "12" reminds us that we don't eat the pig until the little 
  > hand hits "1" for the second time (also known at the 2nd time). Now, 
  > that means the big hand hit the "12" for "12" times. This is such 
  > rocket science that even I have trouble figuring it out, especially 
  > in the absence of good sipping whiskey.
  > 
  > At least the Indiana denizen didn't attempt to confuse the issue 
  > further by trying to understand the difference between a pig rub and 
  > pig paint. The concept of using the paint from start to finish could 
  > have been inflammatory for those focused on only the anatomy of the 
  > pig, rather than the process of the pig-pickin.
  > 
  > Now, I'm very worried that Gary revealed his family's paint recipe, 
  > especially as that it does not include cumin. This shows that not 
  > only did Gary's mama not teach him right, but that he would tell 
  > others about their family secret. Then again, he did admit to being 
  > from eastern Carolina, one of the few places worse than NOVA or Indiana.
  > 
  > We must be charitable toward those less fortunate than Western Carolinians.
  > 
  > OrangeBug 
  > 
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