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[at-l] When it's cold
- Subject: [at-l] When it's cold
- From: papabear.nyc at verizon.net (Papa Bear)
- Date: Wed Jan 28 11:56:11 2004
60 above zero:
Floridians turn the heat on.
People in New England plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it turns cold.
ZERO:
People in Miami die - or return to Cuba.
New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians go to Mexico.
People in New England get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep inside.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in New England get frustrated because "the caah won't
taaht".
459 below zero:
All atomic motion stops. (Absolute zero).
People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below zero
Hell freezes over.
Red Sox win the World Series.