[at-l] Why I hate south Florida (OT)

[Bror8588 at aol.com (Bror8588@aol.com)]

Dear PISSED OFF PERSON:

Remember when you thought that the Manatee was cute?  Remember that Florida 
is Gator Country?  Remember that Raccoons live in Florida?  Remember the other 
animals that like to eat crabs?  It sounds to me like there are just a few 
possibilities down there in South Florida that could have intervened in your 
search for culinary joy.  The cuisine of crab meat is enticing to an assortment of 
creatures.

It could very well be that a larger crab rescued some little crabs from their 
jail. Some Big Mama crab heard their cries and organized a rescue party.  
Perhaps some bird in the sky figured out how to hoist the crab pot and have a 
feast that they could tell all the other birds about for generations to come.  

Then perhaps one of the Boy's rival restaurants found out where he got those 
great crabs that he prepares so well.  They snuck over one night and instead 
of just taking a few crabs they took the whole shebang.  Oh, the possibilities!

Well, here's what you can do.  Get a string, tie on some rotten meat.  Put a 
weight on the end and stand by the creek and throw it out and drag it back.  
You might get a couple of crabs.

Skylander