[at-l] Janzaweenie

[sloetoe@yahoo.com (Sloetoe)]

--- greyowl@rcn.com wrote: We
> have kept a horrible secret from you....Pennsylvania the land
> of a lot of little sharp pointy rocks and little water.
### HAAAaaa, ha ha ha ha hahhhhhh! Grey Owl fluffs his feathers
like a chickadee! Fear not, Light-of-Shoe, your fleet feets will
float of those pointy little nibblets just as they did on
Abraham! (Or the entire Lincoln range!) Indeed, just as they did
ascending Jay! "HA!" you'll say to Pennsylvania's pointy little
rocks! "Ha!" (Well, at least on the first day.)

> By the way Pennsylvania was actually a Leni Lanape Indian word
> meaning place were boots go to die.
### Ha! Grey Owl makes worry-sounds like a raccoon who lacks
rappelling skills [and faces a bear-bagged foody bag]. Leni
Lanape were whiners too! Made their boots from tissue paper and
hard copy of LivingRoom for Appalachian Trail Studies studies
[all assembled with duct tape and past-good ShoeGoo tubes]. You
will float over Leni Lanape bleeding footprints with your feet
and your dignity, if not some other things, entirely intact.

Sloetoe
(late of the Hoosier tribe)

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