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[at-l] Southern Terrorist Advisory Atlanta

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If hiking in or about the southern states please note:
Thank You,


The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in
their states.

Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically
involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now
have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the human
race: Islamabubbas.

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat
Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal
them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from
one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.