[at-l] And now.....a joke part II

[janl2@mindspring.com (Jan Leitschuh)]

Aaaah,
You win! hands down!

Bob Cummings wrote:
> 
> I say, let's stop this thread before it gets any worse.
> 
>  A very attractive woman backpacker goes up to the bar at a quiet, rural pub in
> one of the mountain towns along the AT. She gestures alluringly to the
> bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals
> that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to
> gently caress his full beard.
> 
> "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
> 
> "Actually, no," the man replies.
> 
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak with him," she says, running her hands
> beyond his beard and into his hair.
> 
>  "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
> 
>  "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, popping her
> fingers into his mouth and allowing him to gently suck on them.
> 
> "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
> 
>  "Tell him," she whispers softly, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the
> ladies room."
> 
> Weary
> 
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