[at-l] Top Ten Ways to spot a former thru-hiker...

[rbenhameda@home.com (Rami)]

> Add your own! :)

ok, here you go...



> Top fifteen ways to spot a former Thru-hiker


>15. Prefers to dry wet socks pinned to the back of their shirt, rather than
in the dryer.
>14. Mac n' Cheese....it's what for dinner!
>13. Your entire kitchen set consists of one dinged pot, a slightly melted
Lexan spoon, and a frying pan/pot lid
>12. You are not a college student, but by 12 for $1 Ramen noodles
>11 Your idea of a dress sock is a new pair of Thorlos
>10. Wears the same clothes every single day.
>  9. Sleeps on the floor next to the bed.
>  8. Ignores the toilet - prefers to dig little holes in the backyard.
>  7. In the kitchen a string hangs from the ceiling with a tuna can and
stick tied on.
>  6. Puts on gaiters to walk to the mailbox.
>  5. Uses stairs at work rather than elevator - insists on taking a snack
break upon reaching top floor.
>  4. Wooden floors are all pock-marked from pole tips.
>  3. 40% of household food budget:  pop tarts and snickers bars!
>  2. Declares each morning that this will be "another zero-day".
>  1. Says things like, "Hey Mom, can you slack me to the mall?".
>