[at-l] Y2K food finally comes out of the closet..

[datto_atl@yahoo.com (Datto)]

--- Texas Twelve-Step wrote:
> Give most people 20 lb sacks of rice
> and pinto beans and they'd have no clue what to do
> with it. 
> Don't be fooled. They are the work of SATAN.

My friends, join with me tonight and don your boots to
banish the evil pinto bean Lucifer as we place first
the back of one hand onto our hip, and then the other
in like kind, and under my direction take one short
step to the right and then again to the other side as
(yeah Brother!) thank you Clem...as I was saying...we
move our lips hither as if to chew away the serpent,
the fire breathing jalapeno serpent, upping our
strideful standards as ye shall up yours, and look him
in the mote of the eye and say eeewwwwooo, clacking
our elbows back and forth like the grand ducks we are.
And to those who have regard to hold up their empty
bowls and ask for more they shall be denied, and
denied again, and denied a third time until we are
through with the great and bountiful dance of the
clacking...

Go now...go to your families. Show them the way in
yonder living rooms...in yonder offices...this is the
way, THIS is the manner in which we speak, THIS is the
way to boundless exultation and triumph!

Datto


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