[at-l] off topic - for our kilt wearers

[Pat Villeneuve <pvillen@imap1.asu.edu>]

I don't get it, of course...

>> >A KILTED SCOTSMAN
 > >
 > >A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing
off a
 > >large amount of whisky at a local pub.  As he wandered down the
road, he
 > >felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap.  So he sat down with
his
 > >back against a tree.
 > >
 > >As he slept, two young female French tourists walked down the road
and
 > >heard the Scotsman snoring loudly.  When they came to the source of
the
 > >snores, one lass said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears
under
 > >his kilt."
 > >
 > >So she boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw
what
 > >nature had provided him with.
 > >
 > >Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us! Let's
 > >thank him for the education!"
 > >
 > >Whereupon, she took a pretty blue ribbon from her hair and gently
tied
 > >it around what nature had provided to the Scotsman.
 > >
 > >Sometime later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He
 > >walked around to the other side of the tree, raised his kilt and
 > >bewilderment filled his mind at the sight of the bright blue ribbon
tied
 > >neatly in a bow.
 > >
 > >After several moments passed, he said, "I dunna know where y'been,
lad,
 > >but it's nice ta'see y'won first prize!"
 > >

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