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Re: [at-l] off topic - for our kilt wearers
- Subject: Re: [at-l] off topic - for our kilt wearers
- From: Trailmixup@aol.com
- Date: Wed, 20 Sep 2000 19:45:59 EDT
Everyone knows of course, that this tale has been told in song format?
<< >> >A KILTED SCOTSMAN
> >A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing
> >large amount of whisky at a local pub. As he wandered down the
> >felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap. So he sat down with
> >back against a tree.
> >As he slept, two young female French tourists walked down the road
> >heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. When they came to the source of
> >snores, one lass said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears
> >his kilt."
> >So she boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw
> >nature had provided him with.
> >Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us! Let's
> >thank him for the education!"
> >Whereupon, she took a pretty blue ribbon from her hair and gently
> >it around what nature had provided to the Scotsman.
> >Sometime later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He
> >walked around to the other side of the tree, raised his kilt and
> >bewilderment filled his mind at the sight of the bright blue ribbon
> >neatly in a bow.
> >After several moments passed, he said, "I dunna know where y'been,
> >but it's nice ta'see y'won first prize!"
> > >>
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