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Re: [at-l] off topic - for our kilt wearers

Everyone knows of course, that this tale has been told in song format?

  > >
  > >A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing
 off a
  > >large amount of whisky at a local pub.  As he wandered down the
 road, he
  > >felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap.  So he sat down with
  > >back against a tree.
  > >
  > >As he slept, two young female French tourists walked down the road
  > >heard the Scotsman snoring loudly.  When they came to the source of
  > >snores, one lass said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears
  > >his kilt."
  > >
  > >So she boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw
  > >nature had provided him with.
  > >
  > >Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us! Let's
  > >thank him for the education!"
  > >
  > >Whereupon, she took a pretty blue ribbon from her hair and gently
  > >it around what nature had provided to the Scotsman.
  > >
  > >Sometime later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He
  > >walked around to the other side of the tree, raised his kilt and
  > >bewilderment filled his mind at the sight of the bright blue ribbon
  > >neatly in a bow.
  > >
  > >After several moments passed, he said, "I dunna know where y'been,
  > >but it's nice ta'see y'won first prize!"
  > > >>
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