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[pct-l] Bear issue Redux- once and for all we solve it!

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In my next life.....

I wanna be a female bear....

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could
deal with that, too. Ursacks? No problem! Hikers who sleep with
their food? Love 'em! Bear cannisters? Ruins my day!

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.
You are a bitch and everyone knows it. So? No problem!
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS
that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup ... I wanna be a bear.