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[pct-l] Bear issue Redux- once and for all we solve it!
- Subject: [pct-l] Bear issue Redux- once and for all we solve it!
- From: email@example.com (Richard Calliger)
- Date: Fri, 15 Nov 2002 08:10:28 -0800
from a friend:
In my next life.....
I wanna be a female bear....
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could
deal with that, too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.
You are a bitch and everyone knows it. So? No problem!
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS
that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup ... I wanna be a bear.