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[pct-l] Fw: About bears...

Hi everyone,  just wanted to share this. I thought it was delightful.   =
JoAnn Michael

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From: Shastinaguy=20
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Sent: Monday, November 12, 2001 9:16 PM
Subject: Fw: About bears...

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.  I could deal with =

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
excess body fat.

I wanna be a bear.

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