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[pct-l] top 10 signs



You know what's scary about this...Not only can I relate, but it sounds
normal.  I even painted a white blaze on my door after doing the AT so I
could find it...

Hungry Howie & The New Sushi


On Fri, 28 Sep 2001, Brian Davis wrote:

> Top Ten ways to spot a former Thru-hiker
>
> 10. Wears the same clothes every single day.
> 9. Sleeps on the floor next to the bed.
> 8. Ignores the toilet - prefers to dig little holes in the backyard.
> 7. In the kitchen a string hangs from the ceiling with a tuna can and stick
> tied on.
> 6. Puts on gaiters to walk to the mailbox.
> 5. Uses stairs at work rather than elevator - insists on taking a snack
> break upon reaching top floor.
> 4. Wooden floors are all pock-marked from pole tips.
> 3. 40% of household food budget:  pop tarts and snickers bars!
> 2. Declares each morning that this will be "another zero-day".
> 1. Says things like, "Hey Mom, can you slack me to the mall?".
>
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