[at-l] Happy Holidays, if I dare...

[Pat Villeneuve <patv@falcon.cc.ukans.edu>]

Subject: Lawyer's holiday wishes.....


> Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, my best wishes for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive,
> and gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday.  Practiced
> within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your
> choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the
> religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions
of others, or their choice
> not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all.
>
> A N D
>
> A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated
> recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2000.
> However, not without respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures
> whose contributions to society have helped make
America great.  Not to
> imply that America is necessarily greater than
any other country or is
> the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere.
Also, without regard to
> the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, or sexual
> preference of the wishee.
>
> (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting
these terms.  This greeting
> is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is
freely transferable with
> no alteration to the original greeting.  It
implies no promise by the wisher
> to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is
> void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at
the sole discretion of
> the wisher.
>
> This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application
> of good tidings for a period of one year, or
until the issuance of a
> subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first.  Warranty is limited
> to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a
new wish at the sole
> discretion of the wisher.)
>
> Of course, your mileage may vary...
>
> Or the old fashioned way...
>
> "Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!!"

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