Re: [at-l] Special Holiday Gift Idea

[Darrel Chaney <DChaney@prodigy.net>]

Yep, I was hopin' to buy, actually goin' to buy.  Had my Visa number all
ready to give ya, BUT there ain't no price, just tax.  Bein' from
Alabama this sounds to good to be true.  Go ahead and order 7 for me
(lets see, 1 for wife, 2 for inlaws, 3 for kids, 1 for WF) yep 7's OK.

Darrel Chaney
Birmingham, AL
----2005----




Datto wrote:
> 
> Searching for that special holiday gift? Wanting a unique,
> seasonal present for the loved ones?
> 
> Well search no more!
> 
> That's right. Jacques D'Amboise brings you NDI's Appalachian
> Trail 'The Clomper'. A veritable holiday entertainment package
> for the entire family!
> 
> What would you pay to see Grandma lead the family around the
> holiday dinner table, turning the Christmas tree lights on and
> off with 'The Clomper'?
> 
> PRICELESS! Memories can't get any better than that folks.
> 
> But wait!! Grandma doesn't know the steps? Kick her in the butt
> and get her in gear because THAT'S NO PROBLEM!
> 
> Why?
> 
> WE'LL TELL YOU WHY CHESTER!
> 
> We’ve included the new hit video of famous dance instruction
> Jacques D'Amboise showing all the special steps so you *too* can
> clomp like an authentic thru-hiking fund raiser. You and Granny
> will hip-hop to hits like, "If they wanna paint your fence, let
> 'em paint (clomp clomp). If you like the feel of fleece, stomp
> your feet (clomp clomp)".
> 
> But wait. THAT'S NOT ALL!
> 
> We’ll also include a special edition video of Jacques D'Amboise
> jammin' live with The Sunshine Band playing their hit single,
> "Shake Your Booty". See and hear Jacques belt out those memorable
> lyrics, "I'm you’re booty man, that’s what I am, I'm your booty
> man, whenever I can."
> 
> A CLASSIC!
> 
> That's right. You get the official NDI Appalachian Trail 'The
> Clomper', the video of Jacques D'Amboise showing you and feisty
> Grandma those special dance steps *AND* the video of Jacques
> D'Amboise jammin' live with The Sunshine Band.
> 
> BUT WAIT!
> 
> If you order now, we'll also include a lifelike thru-hiking
> backpack certified as an authentic Trail replica by the Franklin
> Mint along with a sample bottle of Stank, that new and enticing
> thru-hiking scent that drives women WILD! "There's nothing like
> the scent of a thru-hiker to get me going sixty with the windows
> down." – Cindy Crawford.
> 
> You get an official NDI Appalachian Trail 'The Clomper', the
> video of Jacques D'Amboise showing you and feisty Grandma the
> special dance steps, the video of Jacques D'Amboise jammin' live
> with The Sunshine Band, the lifelike thru-hiking backpack * AND *
> the sample bottle of Stank as a ! bonus !
> 
> NOT SOLD IN STORES !
> 
> So call NOW ! Operators are standing by. Please have your credit
> card ready.
> 
> Call 1-800-CLOMP-ME
> 
> Yes, that's…
> 
> 1-800-CLOMP-ME
> 
> Offered by:
> 
> Hucksterberry Finn Industries
> PO Box 40170
> Fort Wayne, IN  46804
> 
> Indiana residents -- please include 5% sales tax.
> 
> Allow four to six weeks for delivery (yeah, right).
> 
> Datto
> 
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