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["Coosa" <coosa@alltel.net>]

Forwarding a test to determine how to think like a professional,  Coosa
(not crossposted either)


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>This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you
>are qualified to be a professional.  Answer each question and SCROLL
>DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS.
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>There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You
>just need to think like a professional.
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>1.  How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
>close the door.  This question tests whether or not you are doing simple
>things in a complicated way.
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>2.  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut
>the refrigerator.
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>Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in
>the elephant and close the door.  This question tests your foresight.
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>3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals
>attend except one.  Which animal does not attend?
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>Correct answer: The elephant.  The elephant is in the refrigerator!
>This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.
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>OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one
>may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a
>professional.
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>4.  There is a river filled with crocodiles.  How do you cross it?
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>Correct Answer: Simply swim through it.  All the crocodiles are
>attending the animal meeting!  This question tests your reasoning
>ability.
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>So...
>If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true
>professional.  Wealth and success await you.
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>If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but
>there's hope for you.
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>If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger
>flipper in a fast food joint.
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>If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs.  It's
>the only way you will ever make any money.
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>If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require
>any higher mental functions at all, such as law or politics.
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