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Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys

20.  Freeze-dried Haggis--the official haggis of NASA

19.  Haggis On a Stick

18.  Kentucky Fried Haggis -- in extra-crispy or the Colonel's Original
secret recipe

17.  Stove-Top Haggis -- instead of potatoes

16.  Baaaaaa-B-Q -- with peat & mesquite flavouring

15.  Mountain Ewe -- totally refreshing carbonated haggis beverage.  Do
the Ewe!

14.  Cup o' Guts -- Instant Haggis

13.  Entrail Mix -- Natural Snack

12.  Mix & Eat Cream of Sheep

11.  Wool-Whip -- Non-dairy dessert topping

10.  H.L.T.

9.  Moo Goo Gai Viscera

8.  Haggis Joy and Mounds -- Sometimes you feel like a gut.  Sometimes
you don't....

7.  Bleaties Cereal -- breakfast of Champions

6.  Shish ke Baaaaaaaab5.  Ram-Burger Helper

4.  Chockful o' Guts Haggis Coffee -- Gut to the last drop!

3.  Pedialights -- Haggis for the wee bairn

2.  Two all-sheep haggis, special sauce, lettuce, cheese......

1.  Haggis Dazs -- Premium Haggis Ice Cream

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