Re: [at-l] Attention: Jerry Springer

[tmcginnis@ucclan.state.in.us (Thomas McGinnis)]

     Where's OrangeBug in all this?


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Subject: [at-l] Attention:  Jerry Springer
Author:  TOKTAADN@aol.com at ima
Date:    11/10/99 12:51 PM


Jerry,
     
I got this can't miss idea for an upcoming show.  You could call it, 
"Man-hating, dog-loving, thru-hiking lesbians"  OK, Jerry, picture this:
     
You start by interviewing KC, who's got Fido by her feet on a short leash. 
She calmly explains the hardships men and dog-haters and bible-thumpers have 
caused her, evoking much sentiment, if not outright tears from the audience.  
     
Then, after about 5 minutes of commercials, you introduce Magaroni, who comes 
out while you pan the audience jeering him, and he comes over a thumps Fido 
on the nose -- with his bible -- no less!  Fido snarls, and your bouncers 
leap into action -- again, just a bit too late -- because, you see, KC was 
prepared for this unprovoked attack and is ready with her pepper spray.  
     
In the ensuing melee, everyone -- even you, Jerry -- gets sprayed.......
     
Just think of the ratings, Jerry.  Even Jesse Ventura's boring next to KC!
     
Your obedient servant,
     
Solar Bear
     
ps.  It's a joke, everybody!  Smile!  :)
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