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Re: [at-l] Good reads
- Subject: Re: [at-l] Good reads
- From: "W F Thorneloe, MD (Domain will change soon to attglobal.net)" <thornel@ibm.net>
- Date: Sun, 07 Nov 1999 13:35:06 -0500
- Cc: at-l@backcountry.net
At 10:06 AM 11/6/1999 -0500, CWells4638@aol.com wrote:
>So just where did you learn to fix a cell phone? ;-)
Simple, from the Cell Phone for Idiots Guide, for instance:
Cell phone malfunction:
1) If cell phone in use from mountain top vista?
2) Is cell phone used by Yuppie loudly calling acquaintances about the
beautiful view?
3) Is Yuppie getting ready to call another acquaintance?
This is a common cell phone malfunction based on operation in an
inappropriate setting. To help the user find the appropriate setting and to
reset the phone, follow one of the following procedures.
A) Comment sagely, "Anal orifice, turn off the phone!"
B) If that fails, begin growling in a threatening manner.
C) Should that fail, remove phone from the Yuppie's hands, and remove the
battery. Place battery in your pack, and offer to carry the battery to the
nearest road crossing. DO NOT toss the battery or the phone from the
mountain vista, to avoid littering and environmental damage from the toxic
contents of the battery and phone. Return the battery at the agreed
location, or mail to recycling station upon the termination of your hike.
Once the battery is re-implanted on the phone, the phone will reset for
appropriate use.
D) In severe malfunctions, the battery may require radical implantation
into the anal orifice of the Yuppie. This may require more time to allow
resetting to complete, but rarely fails to discharge the battery.
OrangeBug
Atlanta, GA
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