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Re[2]: [at-l] Good news from Ironmasters!



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Subject: Re: [at-l] Good news from Ironmasters!
Author:  Jennifer Sawyer <jdsawyer@bu.edu> at ima
Date:    10/13/99 11:41 AM

And how is an encounter with Mara different than an alien invasion???

;) Pooh

     Possible Answers:
     1) You can fit thirteen aliens into Mara's sleeping bag.
     2) Everyone knows aliens love coffee. Mara drinks NO coffee.
     3) Aliens are blue-blazers in extremas; Mara only slackpacks.
     4) Aliens consume M&M's without even having to open the bag; Mara barely 
     stomachs M&M's anymore.
     5) Aliens GPSed the trail in 1937 (didn't you see that one? with Paul 
     Newman and Jack Klugman?); Mara secretly carried a GPS *AND* a cell phone, 
     but didn't know how to use them, and was too embarrassed to ask.
     6) Aliens give no backrubs, although they gladly accept them. Mara gives at 
     least as good as she gets.
     7) Aliens thrive in a broad spectrum of temperatures without concern. Mara 
     is basically cold-blooded.
     8) Aliens love to whitewater raft in Limmers. Mara wants to throw her 
     Limmers in whitewater.
     9) Aliens abduct people from lonely motels. Mara *stays* in lonely motels.
     10) Aliens ___________________________, while Mara ______________________.
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