RE: [at-l] Left out...

["L. Parker" <lparker@cacaphony.net>]

I have just the thing, I have designed the ultimate walking staff, on the
outside it appears to be a handsome walking staff, about four feet tall,
capped with brass at both ends (replaceable of course). But, remove the knob
on the top and there is a tiny concealed cell phone, pull up the antenna and
dial your number, you will need a pencil or a stick to push the buttons, I
had to make them small enough to fit on the top of a walking staff.

But wait, there's more! Press the cleverly concealed button by the neoprene
padded handgrip and an umbrella pops out of the top half of the staff,
already conveniently spaced to be over your head, unless like Solar Bear,
you are inordinately tall.

Oh but we aren't done yet! Remove the brass cap from the bottom, grasp the
staff firmly with both hands and push the button in the base to fire the
built-in twelve gauge shotgun!

Never again do you need to be on the trail without the three unmentionable
items on this list, and best of all, no one need be the wiser. All of this
can be yours for the low, low price of $29.95, all major credit cards
accepted. Don't wait call now quantities are limited!

Lee I Joe

> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-at-l@backcountry.net [mailto:owner-at-l@backcountry.net]On
> Behalf Of The Wizard
> Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 1999 6:12 PM
> To: at-l@backcountry.net
> Subject: [at-l] Left out...
>
>
> At 08:09 AM 9/22/99 -0400, Gammara2@aol.com wrote:
>
> >Personally I carry my
> >cell`phone deep in pack, in the off position.
>
> Y'know, I have 3 computers, but no cell phone.  8-(    I feel
> so....so...
> left out of all these conversations...
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