Re: [at-l] humor (?)

>As a 32 year Southerner I can only identfy with 15 of the thirty. Maybe
>it takes another 32 to really get in your bones.
> Triathlon Grandma
>
>Pat Villeneuve wrote:
>>
>> Okay, I'm about to get in trouble with all my southern friends, but this
>> is trail related...
>>
>> 30 Things you would NEVER hear a True Southerner say...
>>  >
>>  > 30. "I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex."
>>  > 29. "Duct tape won't fix that."
>>  > 28. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."
>>  > 27. "We don't keep firearms in this house."
>>  > 26. "Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?"
>>  > 25. "You can't feed that to the dog."
>>  > 24. "No kids in the back of the pickup, it's not safe."
>>  > 23. "Wrasslin's fake."
>>  > 22. "I'll have a grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."
>>  > 21. "Who's Richard Petty?"
>>  > 20. "Give me the small bag of pork rinds."
>>  > 19. "Deer heads detract from the decor."
>>  > 18. "Spittin' is such a nasty habit."
>>  > 17. "Trim the fat off that steak."
>>  > 16. "The tires on that truck are too big."
>>  > 15. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."
>>  > 14. "I've got it all on a floppy disk."
>>  > 13. "Unsweetened tea tastes better."
>>  > 12. "Would you like your fish poached or  broiled?"
>>  > 11. "My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's."
>>  > 10.  "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
>>  >  9. "Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams."
>>  >  8. "Checkmate."
>>  >  7. "She's too old to be wearing that bikini."
>>  >  6. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"
>>  >  5. "Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen."
>>  >  4. "I don't have a favorite college team."
>>  >  3. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'."
>>  >  2. "Elvis who?"
>>  >      And the number one thing you will NEVER hear a TRUE Southerner
>> say:
>>  >  1. "I couldn't find ANYTHING at Wal-Mart today."
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