Re: [at-l] and then,.......

[Pat Villeneuve <patv@falcon.cc.ukans.edu>]

<gasp, gasp, GASP! chortle> ROTFLMAO
Can't see through the tears in my eyes. (Note to self: No more all-night car
rides with listers...)

Chocolate

Thomas McGinnis wrote:

>      just as you were SURE the list was going to degenerate into some sort
>      of avarice driven blizzard of cold white email flames, here comes
>      (CUE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE:)
>
>                         GIMMMMEEEEEEEE CHOCO-LAAAAAAATEEEEEE
>
>      and in she'd march, demurring and disarming the course of the
>      conversation with one of her most excellent email posers like
>
>      TOP TEN GIMME CHOCOLATE LIST DISTRACTION POSTS:
>           10) If a Hersey Bar met a Godiva cordial in the forest, would
>           they French Kiss?
>           09) If you were to carry a cell phone on the AT, but only with
>           very weak, single-use batteries, would that be OK?
>           08) Is it Ok to call yourself "Gimme Chocolate" when in fact
>           your true disposition is more like "Please, Sir, may I have
>           some more...Reece's Sticks?"
>           07) Proposition: PolarGuard II beats 550fill down, hands down,
>           on an AT throughhike. True or False?
>           06) Can I call myself "dangerous" if I unfurl an umbrella
>           during a lightening storm?
>           05) If a candy bar melts in a forest, and I'm not there to
>           hear it, see it, smell it, taste it, .... oh never mind....
>           04) Does everyone like my black undies?
>           03) What is the best made backpack for all uses, all seasons,
>           and all sizes of wearers (remembering that I stand 4',6.5" in
>           my stocking feet, not counting the Nestle Chunks I've got
>           stuffed into my shoes as heel lifts and spare food supply)???
>           02) If the trail is to go beyond Katahdin, do we
>           "stature-challenged" types get extra time?
>           And the best GIMME CHOCOLATE LIST DISTRACTION POST is...
>           01) Why do you like your stove?
>
>      You gotta admit, the woman's got what it takes to get along in this
>      world. To get by. To prosper! To LIVE!!
>      GIMMEE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
>      Ahhhhh, she's alright, that one.
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