Re: [at-l] ADA on the AT

[Datto <datto997@yahoo.com>]

> officially address ADA accessability on
> the trail.  
> Needless to say, quite a wide range of 
> response is anticipated. Many people 
> (not-disabled) react in some kind of 
> stunned disbelief

HA! During this tax season, I can't imagine why anyone
would act in stunned belief!! Geez... 

This is a joke, right? Okay, I'm naive sometimes. And
a virgin too. So go slow and be gentle with me. That's
it...just ease my checkbook out...yes, oh
yes...go..go..go, keep going, yes, Yes, YES! OH YES!!

If it's not a joke then it's the biggest boondoggle
and crock I've heard yet (even better than the $400
key-in-the-steering-column problem some of you know
that I just faced down). Please...just kick me in the
crotch right now and get it over with. Stand right
there behind Chrysler. Your turn. Oooff. There, feel
better? Good. Now get your hand off my checkbook.

If this is not a joke, then it's exactly what happens
when you give money-wasting self-rightious morons
their own political action committee. God forgive them
for they know not what they spend.

Datto

PS: I'm just kidding. You all know me, I'm a big
kidder. Is there any way I can give you more money in
taxes? Please...feel free to take it all. I wouldn't
want anyone to feel deprived of the God-given right to
totally dismantle the economy with government
subsidized socialist-based programs. Heil Lenin. Maybe
I could get a loan from my Visa, Mastercard, Discover,
Sears and Shell card so you could have even more
financial support for this ADA venture...

Ha, it's got to be a joke...I don't know about anyone
else but I honestly think Dragon's Tooth needs an
elevator. Just get it in there before April 2000
please. And a Starbucks at the top...Egads Lovey,
nothing like a good ol' Cafe Latte after a strenuous
ride in the Dragon's Tooth Elevator. And bring the
previously mentioned Trail Hookers by and set them up
with a Jiffy Lube Franchise on the Trail. Whoa, wait a
minute...what am I saying! This Americans with
Disabilities Act thing isn't so bad after all...I'm
all for it! How can I get involved to help you people
succeed?

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