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Re: [at-l] Earthworm!!!
OK, Earthworm, spill it! What did you do to make these two loons swoon
like this? Does this make you an official Hiker Babe??
:) Pooh
(who hasn't had a marraige proposal in several years, let alone 2 in 2
days!)
On Tue, 4 May 1999 TOKTAADN@aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 5/3/99 11:11:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
> athiker@smithville.net writes:
>
> > It is with a bent knee that I kneel before you, Linda "Earthworm" Patton,
> > to ask for your hand in marriage.
>
> No, Linda, wait please! Though my formidable opponent makes a strong offer,
> be not swayed by the happiness he offers. Ask yourself why he only offered to
> make you one of the happiest 10 women of about 130,000,000 in America instead
> of the 3,000,000,000 women in the whole world. That's right, Linda. You are
> worth more than his unimaginative offer. Soar with me to the heights of love
> and passion, higher than the highest peaks on all seven continents. Let our
> love take wing and set a standard that all may see and say to themselves,
> "Hot dang, them's happy folks!"
>
> Oh Earthworm, together let us make the richest soil, let us plant our crops
> and let us reap what we sow. I beseech thee to spurn yonder Felix's offer
> and at least shack up with me for a wild weekend! ;-)
>
> Happy trails,
>
> Solar Bear
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