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Re: [at-l] Earthworm!!!



OK, Earthworm, spill it!  What did you do to make these two loons swoon
like this?  Does this make you an official Hiker Babe??

:) Pooh 
(who hasn't had a marraige proposal in several years, let alone 2 in 2
days!)



On Tue, 4 May 1999 TOKTAADN@aol.com wrote:

> In a message dated 5/3/99 11:11:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
> athiker@smithville.net writes:
> 
> > It is with a bent knee that I kneel before you, Linda "Earthworm" Patton, 
> >  to ask for your hand in marriage.
> 
> No, Linda, wait please!  Though my formidable opponent makes a strong offer, 
> be not swayed by the happiness he offers. Ask yourself why he only offered to 
> make you one of the happiest 10 women of about 130,000,000 in America instead 
> of the 3,000,000,000 women in the whole world.  That's right, Linda.  You are 
> worth more than his unimaginative offer.  Soar with me to the heights of love 
> and passion, higher than the highest peaks on all seven continents.  Let our 
> love take wing and set a standard that all may see and say to themselves, 
> "Hot dang, them's happy folks!"
> 
> Oh Earthworm, together let us make the richest soil, let us plant our crops 
> and let us reap what we sow.  I beseech thee to spurn yonder Felix's offer 
> and at least shack up with me for a wild weekend!  ;-)
> 
> Happy trails,
> 
> Solar Bear
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