Re: [at-l] Newlywed Hikers

[kahley7 <kahley7@ptd.net>]

I am afraid to ask what this is payment for <VVVBG>>

Thomas McGinnis wrote:

>      Kahley, this is a small repayment.
>
>
>      Two hikers, friends for ages, finally break down and tie the knot. And
>      where do they choose to honeymoon, but on the trail. (Natch!)
>
>      Their first evening together as newlyweds comes, and they make a
>      leanto home for the night. As the gentleman takes off his boots and
>      socks, the woman looks over and notices his curled toes and blackened
>      toe nails.
>
>      "What on Earth happened to your toes?" she askes.
>      "Tolio," he responds.
>      "You mean 'Polio'" she askes?
>      "No," he says, "Tolio. All these years of heavy boots and stiff
>      downhills -- takes their toll."
>
>      He doffs his pants next, and she looks over and notices his knarly
>      knees, lumpy and misshapen.
>
>      "What on Earth happened to your knees?" she askes.
>      "Kneesles," he responds.
>      "You mean 'Measles'" she askes?
>      "No," he says, "Kneesles. All these years of heavy pack weights and
>      ferocious uphills -- takes their toll."
>
>      He drops off his underwear (coolmax), and moves to put on his
>      trail-pjs as the night breezes chill. She looks over...
>
>      "Let me guess," she says, "'Smallcox'?"
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