[at-l] funny: not trail-related, but at-l related

[Jennifer Delia Sawyer <jdsawyer@bu.edu>]

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>"New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies"
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>1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
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>2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife(husband).
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>3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
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>4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with 
>which I answer my e-mail.
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>5.  I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be 
>on the phone at the same time with the same person.
>
>6. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once 
>a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...
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>7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.  This, 
>of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
>
>8. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply 
>"MS Tech Support."
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>9.  When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
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>10. I will read the manual...  just as soon as I can find it.
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>11. I will think of a password other than "password."
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>12. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 
>is much more practical.
>
>13.  I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, 
>get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
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