Re: [at-l] Save the Kahley Foundation

["Elizabeth Wizabef" <maestro123@hotmail.com>]

>
>I wish to point out and get volunteers to aid in a tragedy of Biblical
>proportions. Kahley, an otherwise healthy and intelligent person, is
>ill. Kahley has contracted the dread disease, Trailplace-itis. If we 
are
>not quick, Kahley may go to bed tonight without humor, with a belly
>bloated by dogma, and with a hunger for marshmallows. It is rumored 
that
>Kahley already has contracted animosity toward Canadians.
>
>There are thousands, hundreds, scores, dozens, (let's try) handfuls of
>other like Kahley. Perhaps if there are kind people who care enough for
>Kahley, we can help those others. 
>
>This does not cost a great deal. The Save the Kahley Foundation will
>sell you Kahley Prayer Cloths to place on you monitor as we pray for
>Kahley. Simply type in you ATM card number, along with Felix's PIN
>number, as you respond to this clarion call for Kahley. Give, until I
>tell you to stop. (Even I can be authoritarian). 
>
>Sniff, I hope there are enough who care (wiping away a tear). 
>
>OrangeBug
>Atlanta, GA
>
OrangeBug I had better call an ambulance with my cell phone as I am 
dying of laughter!!!!! :-)

I suggest we feed Kahley generous helpings of Poutine and Oatmeal to 
help the illnes subside! :-)

Elizabeth aka Momolio

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