[at-l] "cold" is relative

[SaraSW@aol.com]

With all the talk about the weather lately, I thought this might come in
handy.
Vcat

                             "Cold" is a relative term.  
   Use the handy list below to
     overcome the confusion.

   Degrees (Fahrenheit)

   * 65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
   * 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
   * 50 Miami residents turn on the heat
   * 45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
   * 40 You can see your breath
   * Californians shiver uncontrollably
   * Minnesotans go swimming
   * 35 Italian cars don't start
   * 32 Water freezes
   * 30 You plan your vacation to Australia
   * 25 Ohio water freezes
   * Californians weep pitiably
   * Minnesotans eat ice cream
   * Canadians go swimming
   * 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
   * New York City water freezes
   * Miami residents plan vacation further South
   * 15 French cars don't start
   * Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
   * 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going
   * 5 American cars don't start
   * 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts
   * -10 German cars don't start
   * Eyes freeze shut when you blink 
   * -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
   * Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
   * Miami residents cease to exist
   * -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
   * Politicians actually do something about the homeless
   * Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
   * Japanese cars don't start
   * -25 Too cold to think
   * You need jumper cables to get the driver going
   * -30 You plan a two week hot bath
   * Swedish cars don't start
   * -40 Californians disappear
   * Minnesotans button top button
   * Canadians put on sweaters
   * Your car helps you plan your trip South
   * -50 Congressional hot air freezes
   * Alaskans close the bathroom window
   * -80 Hell freezes over
   * Polar bears move South
   * Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
   * -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
 
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