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Re: [at-l] HIKERS ANON. #65-68

Here's a couple more from Rick Guhse (Florida Trail)...

Your eyes first gaze at a woman's calves instead of her ______!

At mealtime you consider a convenience store a five star restaurant.

You take your dinnerware at home on your camping trips.

You'd just as soon perc your coffee over an open fire.

Your coffee pot at home is used over an open fire.

You know every sleezy motel along the Appalachian Trail (Florida Trail).

You know every restaurant along the Appalachian Trail (Florida trail).

If the convenience store has a table inside or a picnic table outside
you consider it a restaurant.

At home you go outside to go to the bathroom.

When guests invite you to stay over you go to your car and pull out your
sleeping bag.

You fall asleep at 8 P.M.

If cooking directions at home include anything other than 'bring water
to a boil' you're confused.


You like oatmeal!!!

Happy Hiking,
Jeff Walters

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