[at-l] AT-Anon

["David S. Severance" <sevy@conknet.com>]

1.   You insist that your wife/husband/s-other wrap all your Christmas
gifts in brown paper with "Please Hold For AT Hiker" and "c/o General
Delivery"  all over the outside with a big , fat , CFT (Cuban felt tip.)

2.   You're found by the young clerk at the Mall Sporting Goods Store sound
asleep on a dozen or so Louisville Slugger's you carefully arranged on the
floor of aisle 9.

3.   You get a warm and fuzzy feeling when you smell coleman fuel.

4.   You think Viagra is the name of those good ole hiking soles that last
a long time.

5.   You find the AT Data Book  a good read and keep it by the nightstand.


DSS
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