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Re: [at-l] and now....a joke



I can't stop laughing,,,I've got tears in my eyes,,,I can't stop
laughing..I LOVE it....KC

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> From: kahley7 <kahley7@ptd.net>
> To: at-l@backcountry.net
> Subject: [at-l] and now....a joke
> Date: Monday, October 12, 1998 10:10 PM
> 
> KC hiked into town and stopped at  the Doyle for a drink.
> Unfortunately, one of the locals always had a habit of picking
> on hikers. When KC finished her drink, she found her pack had
> been stolen.
> 
> She goes back into the bar, handily flips her gun into the air, catches
> it
> above her head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.
> 
> "WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY PACK?"
> she yelled with surprising forcefulness.
> 
> No one answered.
> 
> "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AND IF
> MY PACK AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH,
> I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DID IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE
> TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DID IN TEXAS!"
> 
> Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
> 
> She had another beer, walked outside, and her pack is back!
> She hoists it up and starts to hike out of town.
> 
> The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say hiker, before you
> go... what happened in Texas?"
> 
> KC turned back and said, "I had to buy a new pack."
> 
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