[at-l] Pies and such

[Felix <AThiker@smithville.net>]

I had a weird day yesterday. I run a little pie stand here in Brussels. 
(Only here, they call them 'tourts'. Queer, isn't it?) Anyway, this big 
shot guy pulls up in a limo and he and his entourage get out. He comes up 
and orders a pie. I give him one. He takes a bite and says "That's cake. 
Give me pie." So, I give him another. Same thing. See, in Belgium, the 
pies are somewhat cake-like. (When in Belgium, do as the Romans do) Well, 
this guy starts getting kinda belligerent. Finally, one of his flunkies 
says "Come on, Bill. Lets go." Well, I'm fuming, too. So, as he's walking 
away, I take up a couple of my cake-like pies and say "Here, you forgot 
your &**&^ pies".  Three seconds later, my skull's meeting the business 
end of a billy club. (Only here, they call it a 'trefle') I did make it 
home in time for the party, though. When I find out who let the dogs on 
the pool table, there'll be hell to pay.


-- 
Felix 

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