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This isn't that funny. only mildly entertaining

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 17:55:33 -0600 (CST)
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Subject: Club Jokes:  The Expert! (fwd)



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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 16:08:00 -0600 (CST)
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Subject: Club Jokes:  The Expert! (fwd)


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"Work facinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours."
				  			-Anonymous


A man walks into a bar.  Tells the Bartender "I want a shot of Crown
Royal."

Bartender slids him a drink.  Man drinks it, and then passed it back,
saying "Bartender, if I wanted Jack Daniel's, I would've asked for that. 
But I wanted Crown Royal."  

Bartender looks at him, and slids him another drink.  Man drinks it, then
passes it back, saying "Bartender, if I had wanted John Adams, then I
would of asked for that, but I didn't.  I want Crown Royal."  

Bartender looks at him, and says "Man, you really know your drinks!"

Man knods sayin "Yep."

Not far away, an old drunk is listening to the conversation.  He gets up,
and comes on over to the man.  He sits down and says "Okay smarty, you
think you know alot?  Well, try this!" He whipes out a bottle from his
coat, and gives it to the man.

The man takes a swig, then spews it out.  "This tastes like urine!!"

The drunk knods and says "Yeah, but who's?"

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