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These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration
sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping
trips:

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"A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles.  Is there a
way I can get reimbursed?  Please call."

"Escalators would help on steep uphill sections."

"Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to
reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to
wilderness."

"Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands."

"Ban walking sticks in wilderness.  Hikers that use walking sticks are more
likely to chase animals."

"All the mile markers are missing this year."

"Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse."

"Trails need to be reconstructed.  Please avoid building trails that go
uphill."

"Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs.  Please spray
the wilderness to rid the area of these pests."

"Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter."

"Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views
without having to hike to them."

"The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake.  Please
eradicate these annoying animals."

"Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike
at night with flashlights."

"Need more signs to keep area pristine." >>
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